This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
The first little piggy worked all day,
now through the fruit and veg it will roam.
The first little piggy can’t help it,
when it flirts while it’s away.
Though, it knows this is a sinful lie,
and excuse for it to stray.
The first little piggy feels pressure,
it can’t afford another session.
But the second piggy needs it,
to help its crippling depression.